Gadgets from a Japanese Sex Shop

It took me a fair amount of sifting through the wonders on display at Demonbaby before finding something even remotely safe-for-work. "Plasma Sperm" won the day by dint of name alone, even if it is just a generic, cheapo microscope onto which you can blort a bit of your semen. It's like sexy sea monkeys!

As for everything else on this page, well, browse at your own risk. The first picture alone is enough to put you off turkey for months.

More Curiosities From Japan's Porno Shops [Demonbaby] NSFW

[#1 posted by Carbonfish , August 28, 2007 9:34 PM]

"Blort"??.. Blort???

I like it! You know it's a good day when you get to add a good descriptive verb to your vocabulary.