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Joel Johnson

AT 6:45 AM
Tuesday August 28, 2007

Health and Vice

japansex

Gadgets from a Japanese Sex Shop

plasma_sperm.jpg

It took me a fair amount of sifting through the wonders on display at Demonbaby before finding something even remotely safe-for-work. "Plasma Sperm" won the day by dint of name alone, even if it is just a generic, cheapo microscope onto which you can blort a bit of your semen. It's like sexy sea monkeys!

As for everything else on this page, well, browse at your own risk. The first picture alone is enough to put you off turkey for months.

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2 Comments

Carbonfish

#1 – 9:34 PM August 28, 2007

"Blort"??.. Blort???

I like it! You know it's a good day when you get to add a good descriptive verb to your vocabulary.

Anonymous Anonymous

#2 – 9:36 AM July 6, 2009

these guys seem to sell to outside japan

http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/plasma-sperm-microscope-view-your-own-sperm-p-187.html

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