"Stunning Ring" Conceals Pepper Spray

The "Stunning Ring" doesn't knock out your attackers by dint of its gaudy design alone. Instead, by press the locking trigger on the side, the Ring will emit a two-to-three second blast of pepper spray. And while there's nothing funny about women being attacked in real life, I adore the banner/frieze that sits atop the "Protect Yourself Direct" website. (Reproduced above.) Eat elbow, plastic-haired perp!

The ring, sure to be a hit in middle-school locker rooms around the country, is available for thirty bucks, with refills going for eight.

Product Page [ProtectYourselfDirect.com via NewLaunches via Complex]