Ornate Olinari Dog Tags with USB Drive Payload
These Sterling silver dog tags from Olinari, designed to conceal a tiny Sony-brand "MicroVault Tiny" USB key, are wretched-looking—designed, it seems, for mechanical musketeers, Swedish death metal bass players, and the Red Baron. But I can't resist the appeal of nestling tiny flash memory fobs into jewelry. (I can resist the $350 price.)
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I'd snap one up in a heartbeat if it weren't so expensive. I can pick up a 2GB microvault tiny for as little as $35-40...so it's not the memory that's costing $300. They're only sterling silver - not solid gold!
Hmmm. Time to start looking for classy lockets big enough to hold itty bitty usb keys.
Presumably the rootkit delivery system (see above) comes as a free add-on?