Lonely MacGyver: Make a "Fleshlight" from a Potato Chips Tube

Should you find yourself staring lustily at the empty potato chip container you just ravished, Something Awful goon "STFU Pumpkinhead" (who has an X-Com avatar) has put up a HOWTO explaining the best way to turn that plastic tube into a fuckable tunnel of love. Safe for work, picture-wise, but perhaps not safe for your sense of propriety, especially when they start talking about clean-up. I'll never be able to look at those Lays Stax the same way again. How to build your own Fleshlight! [SomethingAwful.com]
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2 Responses to Lonely MacGyver: Make a "Fleshlight" from a Potato Chips Tube

  1. Anonymous says:

    I remember elementary school around 1966, singing what we thought were the lyrics to “Louie Louie.”
    We had the requisite dirty minds, but were kind of shy about singing dirty words. So we’d run it all together as

    “Fine little girl,
    She waits for me,
    Just the girl
    I’d like to … LAYSPotatoChips!”

    The lyrics have finally found their long lost soulmate lovepuppet. Bravo.


  2. strider_mt2k says:

    BAD recycling, BAD!

    What a larf!
    I’m loving this new site, Boing Boing!

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