Lonely MacGyver: Make a "Fleshlight" from a Potato Chips Tube

Posted by Joel Johnson, September 3, 2007 5:00 AM | permalink

Should you find yourself staring lustily at the empty potato chip container you just ravished, Something Awful goon "STFU Pumpkinhead" (who has an X-Com avatar) has put up a HOWTO explaining the best way to turn that plastic tube into a fuckable tunnel of love.

Safe for work, picture-wise, but perhaps not safe for your sense of propriety, especially when they start talking about clean-up. I'll never be able to look at those Lays Stax the same way again.

How to build your own Fleshlight! [SomethingAwful.com]

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#1 posted by strider_mt2k

, September 3, 2007 5:09 AM

BAD recycling, BAD!

What a larf!
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#2 posted by Anonymous , September 3, 2007 5:33 PM

I remember elementary school around 1966, singing what we thought were the lyrics to "Louie Louie."
We had the requisite dirty minds, but were kind of shy about singing dirty words. So we'd run it all together as

"Fine little girl,
She waits for me,
Just the girl
I'd like to ... LAYSPotatoChips!"

The lyrics have finally found their long lost soulmate lovepuppet. Bravo.

Carol