A improbably arrhythmic bow-tied professor raps to two preppy saps about the miraculous new features in Microsoft MS-DOS 5 update—it frees up 48k!*—punctuated by a chorus of three backup soul singers reminding us that “No PC should be without it!” An amazing five whole minutes long, as Professor Rap has a lot of ground to cover, including how much money you’ll make selling MS-DOS 5, which is as easy as selling fries with a burger.
Do me a favor and blast this loud and proud in your office today, especially if you’re still running some version of MS-DOS. (Thanks, John!)
* QEMM 4 LYFE, bitches.
“Upgrade to Microsoft Microsoft-DOS”
What’s with the “Microsoft MS-DOS” references.
Personally, i’m much more Wow-ed by this than any Vista campagin (or Vista itself). It’s, uh, nice to see MS have never really had any marketing finess.
I’ll refrain from talking about their products’ inherent lack of finess. We, actually, no refrain at all there.
386 rap was way cooler, too.
Are those Microsoft employees?
this makes me want to don parachute pants and play MC Hammer
This makes me want to gnaw my own head off.
Gimme 5!
“Lookin’ good…like it should…” Who knew there was five minutes of DOS worth rapping about?
Oh Gui! I can has cash machine!
Isn’t that John C. McGinley, better known as Dr. Cox in ‘Scrubs’?