Like the gum-sized Micro-Camcorder I just linked before, this “MicroDot Squared” Audio Recorder is supremely overpriced. It’s almost five-hundred bucks! (But what price to listen to endless hours of silence punctuated by occasional footsteps to provoke irrational but addictive jealousy?)
Besides its size, the MicroDot shares a feature set with most voice recorders: low power consumption; voice-activated recording; programmable recording timer. (Okay, the timer is pretty useful, I’ll grant them.) Why they named it after a method of LSD distribution is a mystery. Maybe after too much acid the inventor decided his wife was banging the milk man, despite that she’s lactose intolerant, they don’t have a milkman, and he’s not actually married.