Don't let your first glance be your last: while this may look like a familiar package of Nissin "Cup Noodles," these are actually labeled "Cup Nude." Why, you hesitate to ask? Because inside a man might find a spongey, vaguely flesh-colored substance with a suspiciously puckered hole in the middle, described by Patrick Macias as "a pink lump with fake shrimp bits." And where once was a flavorful powder, a packet of "Gently Acid lotion."
Safe for work, sort of. No naked humans, but something that is actually the material incarnation of nudity. (A pound of flesh? For pounding?)
Anyway, you fuck this thing with a penis.
Is Dis Sum Japans? [Patrick Macias]