Cup Nude Makes One Hungry for Anything But Noodles
Don't let your first glance be your last: while this may look like a familiar package of Nissin "Cup Noodles," these are actually labeled "Cup Nude." Why, you hesitate to ask? Because inside a man might find a spongey, vaguely flesh-colored substance with a suspiciously puckered hole in the middle, described by Patrick Macias as "a pink lump with fake shrimp bits." And where once was a flavorful powder, a packet of "Gently Acid lotion."
Safe for work, sort of
. No naked humans, but something that is actually the material incarnation of nudity. (A pound of flesh? For pounding?)
Anyway, you fuck this thing with a penis.
Is Dis Sum Japans?
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