Cup Nude Makes One Hungry for Anything But Noodles

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Don’t let your first glance be your last: while this may look like a familiar package of Nissin “Cup Noodles,” these are actually labeled “Cup Nude.” Why, you hesitate to ask? Because inside a man might find a spongey, vaguely flesh-colored substance with a suspiciously puckered hole in the middle, described by Patrick Macias as “a pink lump with fake shrimp bits.” And where once was a flavorful powder, a packet of “Gently Acid lotion.”

Safe for work, sort of. No naked humans, but something that is actually the material incarnation of nudity. (A pound of flesh? For pounding?)

Anyway, you fuck this thing with a penis.

Is Dis Sum Japans? [Patrick Macias]

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10 Responses to Cup Nude Makes One Hungry for Anything But Noodles

  1. Anonymous says:

    Mmmmm, so salty!

  2. nex says:

    Anyway, you fuck this thing with a penis.

    I want a t-shirt with this sentence on it.

  3. JKG says:

    I guess this brings new meaning to “touched by his noodly appendage”.

  4. strider_mt2k says:

    Nude cup conspiracy?

  5. mood4amelody says:

    As they say, you are what you eat, so this “vaguely flesh-colored substance with a suspiciously puckered hole in the middle” must be a quick lunch for The Prez.

  6. Not a Doktor says:

    why is this listed under “health”?

  7. Halloween Jack says:

    The most disturbing thing about this guy’s post is that, in one of the photos, you can see that his feet is bare, which makes me wonder if he was wearing any clothes at all, which leads to really, really bad mental pictures.

  8. A New Challenger says:

    Shit, I was hoping this would be the solution to my fucking things with a hat problem, but it looks like I’ve got to keep reaching for that rainbow.

  9. dculberson says:

    Yuck!

  10. nex says:

    P.S.: BUG REPORT: In my comment above, I’d wrapped the quotation in blockquote and ‘em’ tags, but neither showed up … please fix!

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