Rule 34: Portal Edition

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I don't have a source (get it?) for this, but I'm guessing it's from 4Chan.

I beat the first-person puzzle game Portal last night. (That's where these two "characters," the "Weighted Companion Cube" and "a turret" are from.) Hands-down the best last level and ending in any videogame I've ever played. I was beaming.

As someone of the Quarter to Three forums mentioned, Valve must create Weighted Companion Cubes for sale immediately.


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Shit, I've been playing TF2 and Halo3 so much that I forgot this was released. I know what I'll be playing while watching the Rockies game tonight!

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#2 posted by Anonymous , October 12, 2007 11:13 AM

Someone over at the PA forums received a reply from Gabe Newell saying that Companion Cube plushies are already underway. I'd link the post, but the Portal discussions over there are going incredibly fast.

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I absolutely agree. I got to play it through in ~2 hours at a friends house lastnight and I too was beaming.

*AWESOME* game.

If there was some way, some how, that I could take valve out for beers - I would do it. Flat out. I just wish that there was a way I could approach them that wouldn't make me look like a stereotypical otaku.

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wow...much as I enjoyed Portal (and I finished it in abotu 2hrs as well), it felt like a concept test more than a fully fleshed out game. Predictable and the last level was relatively easy IMHO. While the voice and audio design was awesome, I couldn't walk away without feeling like it just wasn't "done" somehow. Awesome conceptually though, playing HL2:Ep2 now to get to the Aperture/Combine tie-in I keep hearing about.

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#5 posted by Anonymous , October 13, 2007 10:42 AM

You *did* escape the fire, right? 'Cause the last level continues...

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Oh yeah. I definitely got past the fire.

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Just finished it. Worth it for the song alone.

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#8 posted by Anonymous , October 13, 2007 8:28 PM

THE Best video game song. Ever!! That guy should get a medal.

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#9 posted by Anonymous , October 14, 2007 12:23 PM

Ha. That didn't take long.

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#10 posted by Anonymous , October 15, 2007 5:14 AM

Valve have confirmed there'll be a Companion Cube toy before Christmas. Story; http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=173586

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#11 posted by Anonymous , October 15, 2007 6:47 AM

If you're done with proper portal, try the flash version:
http://portal.wecreatestuff.com/

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#12 posted by Anonymous , October 18, 2007 10:17 AM

Hahahahaha, I drew that picture. I'm awesome.

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#13 posted by Anonymous , October 25, 2007 2:30 PM

In case there is any doubt GlaDOS does in fact refer to the weighted companion cube as "him".

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Wow, that flash game is actually a pretty entertaining 2d clone of the original.

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