Glowstick Cutlery

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Oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk Pass the
Oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk Pass the
Oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk oonsk Pass the
Gravy oonsk oonsk Guh-guh-guh-guh gravy. oonsk oonsk Everybody say!

(Repeat until dessert.)

Catalog Page [TheGlowCompany.co.uk via RedFerret.net]


Discussion

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oonsk?

What page of the Ikea catalog are they found?

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#2 posted by Anonymous , October 15, 2007 2:22 PM

turn the spoon into a shiv and you've got yerself a prison rave

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#3 posted by Anonymous , October 15, 2007 3:34 PM

"oonsk" (or "utz" in my circle) repeated, is a popular vocalization/text analogy to electronic dance music.

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Oonsk = Onomatopeia for 'bass cymbal', i.e. music.

Good for eating in the dark, or perhaps directing aircraft whilst having a snack on the go.

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#5 posted by Anonymous , October 15, 2007 5:31 PM

HAH! As if E-tards eat. LOL!

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Or sending your dining companion into an epileptic seizure.

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#7 posted by Mim , October 15, 2007 7:19 PM

I thought the proper spelling was "Oontz".

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*has an apocalyptic vision of a rave-theme dinner party where everyone is DJing their conversations and remixing them as they go* Having a conversation about particle physics during such an event might take a tad longer than expected.

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I think 'oonsk' is the best spelling I've seen to date. Gives a more techno feel to the cymbal. Bravo Joel.

As for the cutlery (and I'm not even a parent) I think they kind of make you want to run around waving them. Or throw them high up in the air...

Family BBQ nightmare!

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It's the cutlery from the Tardis.

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#11 posted by Anonymous , October 16, 2007 9:43 AM

It should clearly bee Uhn Tiss

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#12 posted by Anonymous , October 17, 2007 6:52 AM

It depends on what genre you're emulating; let's break this down with those mentioned in the thread so far:

oonsk = eurodance

utz = hard dance

oontz = trance

Uhn Tiss = epic trance

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I won't trance.

Don't ask me.

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