If you were not able to discern at first glance that this was a watch, don't feel bad. I was several paragraphs in before I realized these 201-series watches from Urwerk, what with their "Revolving Satellite Complications" and "Oil Change gauge." Depending on what materials you choose, it will cost you around $200k to put this whirring turbine on your wrist. Don't lose it!
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That's nothing. Our vet has a watch that can be used to neuter cats.
The sort of person that would buy this thing would employ someone to tell them what time it is if they needed to know.
I was gonna say something about having to change the oil in your watch being a pain in the ass, but if you have enough money to own this watch you probably have an army of trained capuchins to take care of trivial business like watch-oil changing and butt wiping.
I've seen this design before, actually, the Harry Winston Opus V, a few years ago, had a similar looking mechanism, and a similar pricetag.