The “no!no!” is a shaver for one’s nethers, which appears to use heat to burn away unwanted pubes, rather than actually cutting them. A “thermodynamic wire” is used to “transmit heat” to the short and/or curly, after which the “thermal heat signal destroys the hair, which is characterized by odor.” Delicious!
The no!no! is being sold at Sephora for $250, so let’s hope it works as well as my personal groomer of choice, a smooth slathering of Sterno and a $5 butane crotchtorch, available at your local restaurant supply. (Pro tip: Leave store before attempting procedure.)
Catalog Page [Sephora via Shaving Stuff]
I just spit coffee all over my keyboard.
I hope you’re happy.
Can you say “burning bush”…
This sounds like a reference to one of my favorite Escape Pod episodes… (http://escapepod.org/?p=61)
Some sage advice…
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Also available for the same purpose: a lighter!
doesn’t burning hell smell horrible though?
sorry, meant to say hair
I’m pretty sure burning Hell would smell bad too…
Also, I’m not putting anything which sets fire to stuff, down… there.
Works for crabs too!
The reviews for this product are pretty evenly poor. Apparently the mechanism can’t beat anything but the wispiest of hairs, which sort of defeats the purpose. For $250 you can get professionally defoliated.