The “no!no!” is a shaver for one’s nethers, which appears to use heat to burn away unwanted pubes, rather than actually cutting them. A “thermodynamic wire” is used to “transmit heat” to the short and/or curly, after which the “thermal heat signal destroys the hair, which is characterized by odor.” Delicious!
The no!no! is being sold at Sephora for $250, so let’s hope it works as well as my personal groomer of choice, a smooth slathering of Sterno and a $5 butane crotchtorch, available at your local restaurant supply. (Pro tip: Leave store before attempting procedure.)