no!no! Shaver Removes Hair By Burning It

The "no!no!" is a shaver for one's nethers, which appears to use heat to burn away unwanted pubes, rather than actually cutting them. A "thermodynamic wire" is used to "transmit heat" to the short and/or curly, after which the "thermal heat signal destroys the hair, which is characterized by odor." Delicious!

The no!no! is being sold at Sephora for $250, so let's hope it works as well as my personal groomer of choice, a smooth slathering of Sterno and a $5 butane crotchtorch, available at your local restaurant supply. (Pro tip: Leave store before attempting procedure.)

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[#1 posted by TwoShort , October 30, 2007 7:55 AM]

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard.
I hope you're happy.

[#2 posted by DocQuinn , October 30, 2007 10:19 AM]

Can you say "burning bush"...

This sounds like a reference to one of my favorite Escape Pod episodes... (http://escapepod.org/?p=61)

[#3 posted by Yep , October 30, 2007 6:20 PM]

Some sage advice...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

[#4 posted by Christovir , October 30, 2007 6:20 PM]

Also available for the same purpose: a lighter!

[#5 posted by jplkeekif , October 30, 2007 7:37 PM]

doesn't burning hell smell horrible though?

[#6 posted by jplkeekif , October 30, 2007 7:38 PM]

sorry, meant to say hair

[#7 posted by kas , October 30, 2007 8:07 PM]

I'm pretty sure burning Hell would smell bad too...

Also, I'm not putting anything which sets fire to stuff, down... there.

[#8 posted by stevew , October 30, 2007 9:52 PM]

Works for crabs too!

[#9 posted by Subspace , November 1, 2007 3:08 PM]

The reviews for this product are pretty evenly poor. Apparently the mechanism can't beat anything but the wispiest of hairs, which sort of defeats the purpose. For $250 you can get professionally defoliated.