This fellow made a life-sized LEGO minifig out of cardboard and hot glue with rotating legs and arms. I don’t know why, but who cares?
Oh god, I just thought of one possible reason. What raging pubescent boy hasn’t looked at those little minifig claws and thought You know, if you were just a little bigger…?
Lego Maniac [Myspace via IZ Reloaded]



Oh god, I just thought of one possible reason. What raging pubescent boy hasn’t looked at those little minifig claws and thought You know, if you were just a little bigger…?
I was a raging pubescent lad AND a raging lego fan, and i can’t say I ever made that icky, yucky connection. Lego will always stay innocent in my mind!
Ahahaha. <3
Not quite life-sized is it? Now, It needs a dab of paint to complete it. I’m betting it will be Princess Leia.
I can safely say that of all the weird prepubescent autoerotic fantasies I might have had, manipulation via minifig claw was not one of them.
I can’t wait to see this wash up on a beach somewhere.