Man Makes Life-Sized LEGO Minifig from Cardboard
This fellow made a life-sized LEGO minifig out of cardboard and hot glue with rotating legs and arms. I don't know why, but who cares?
Oh god, I just thought of one possible reason. What raging pubescent boy hasn't looked at those little minifig claws and thought You know, if you were just a little bigger...?
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Ahahaha.
Not quite life-sized is it? Now, It needs a dab of paint to complete it. I'm betting it will be Princess Leia.
I can safely say that of all the weird prepubescent autoerotic fantasies I might have had, manipulation via minifig claw was not one of them.
I can't wait to see this wash up on a beach somewhere.
Oh god, I just thought of one possible reason. What raging pubescent boy hasn't looked at those little minifig claws and thought You know, if you were just a little bigger...?
I was a raging pubescent lad AND a raging lego fan, and i can't say I ever made that icky, yucky connection. Lego will always stay innocent in my mind!