Electric Hello Kitty Toilet Paper Dispenser

Posted by Joel Johnson, November 26, 2007 7:08 AM | permalink

This Hello Kitty toilet paper dispenser can roll out exactly the length of paper you desire, as long as you're desirous of one of nine pre-determined settings. Don't think of the $220 price or the petroleum used to produce its pink plastic husk—think of how much you'll be helping the environment by using exactly the right about paper.

It's available only in Japan for now. Somehow I think we'll make it on our own, rolling out paper from our primitive mechanical cylinders.

Hello Kitty Electronic Toilet Paper Dispenser [KittyHell.com]

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#1 posted by strider_mt2k

, November 26, 2007 8:42 AM

Nuke 'em from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

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#2 posted by Halloween Jack , November 26, 2007 3:05 PM

I'd have to disagree--the worst of all time has to be Mariah Carey's custom Hello Kitty Stratocaster; you know that at least the toilet paper would get used.

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#3 posted by stew , November 26, 2007 5:37 PM

Don't forget the Hello Kitty personal massager

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#4 posted by Nelson.C , November 26, 2007 6:33 PM

Strider @1: It's been done. Twice.

Not such a funny joke, really.

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#5 posted by Anonymous , November 27, 2007 12:52 AM

Hello Shitty!

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#6 posted by strider_mt2k

, November 27, 2007 4:57 AM

It's a running gag, and an Aliens reference.

Set undies for "unbunch"

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#7 posted by Halloween Jack , November 27, 2007 1:00 PM

Nelson.c #4: You're saying that the Enola Gay was a space shuttle?

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#8 posted by Nelson.C , November 28, 2007 7:35 AM

Strider @6: Yeah, I get the reference, thanks. I think that if you're going to parrot a quote from a movie in a situation where it's in bad taste, you could at least have the wit to realise it, and maybe turn it into an actual joke?