This Hello Kitty toilet paper dispenser can roll out exactly the length of paper you desire, as long as you’re desirous of one of nine pre-determined settings. Don’t think of the $220 price or the petroleum used to produce its pink plastic husk—think of how much you’ll be helping the environment by using exactly the right about paper.
It’s available only in Japan for now. Somehow I think we’ll make it on our own, rolling out paper from our primitive mechanical cylinders.
Hello Kitty Electronic Toilet Paper Dispenser [KittyHell.com]
Nuke ‘em from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
I’d have to disagree–the worst of all time has to be Mariah Carey’s custom Hello Kitty Stratocaster; you know that at least the toilet paper would get used.
Don’t forget the Hello Kitty personal massager
Strider @1: It’s been done. Twice.
Not such a funny joke, really.
Hello Shitty!
It’s a running gag, and an Aliens reference.
Set undies for “unbunch”
Nelson.c #4: You’re saying that the Enola Gay was a space shuttle?
Strider @6: Yeah, I get the reference, thanks. I think that if you’re going to parrot a quote from a movie in a situation where it’s in bad taste, you could at least have the wit to realise it, and maybe turn it into an actual joke?