The Mountains of Dew

According to Trademork, PepsiCo filed for the following trademarks on November 8th:

Mountain Dew Revolution, Mountain Dew High Output, Mountain Dew Stimulus, Mountain Dew Reverb, Mountain Dew Kilo-Watt, Mountain Dew Rebellion, Mountain Dew Extended Play, Mountain Dew Culture Blend, Mountain Dew Visionary, Mountain Dew Supernova and Mountain Dew Discovery.

I bet "Visionary" will have real ayahuasca flavor crystals!

MOUNTAIN DEW REVOLUTION [Trademork]

[#1 posted by Simon Greenwood , November 26, 2007 6:54 AM]

Fortunately, they didn't file for Crab Juice.

[#2 posted by pork musket , November 26, 2007 7:47 AM]

Nothing makes me do EXTREME SHIT more than tripping my balls off on DMT!

[#3 posted by semiotix , November 26, 2007 11:27 AM]

Given the rising popularity of name-cognate Sierra Mist, Mountain Dew would be better off protecting its flanks rather than grabbing predicate nouns at random.

Otherwise, as someone pointed out a while ago, it's merely a matter of time before they're competing with "Hillock Moisture," too.

[#4 posted by Bonnie , November 26, 2007 2:42 PM]

Sign me up for Mountain Dew Rebellion! Now that's a war I can get behind.

[#5 posted by cfrau15 , November 26, 2007 2:49 PM]

I'm pretty sure this is for the contest they are having. My computer is not working very well at the time (so I can't post a link) but you should check out at www.mountaindew.com

[#6 posted by Eris Siva , November 26, 2007 3:31 PM]

Nothing makes me do EXTREME SHIT more than tripping my balls off on DMT!

Definitely one of the funniest comments I've read in a while. I lolled. Cheers for 2 DMT-related jokes on one BB page.

On a more serious note, I think that "Mountain Dew Culture Blend" is the worst soft-drink name I've ever heard.

[#7 posted by Ian70 , November 27, 2007 3:22 PM]

Someone in their marketing department has been playing too many Japanese video games, or maybe just too much DDR.

You want a good name? How about "Super Mountain Dew II Turbo HD Remix"??