“Coffee Table Ottoman” is Not a Pillow, Says Manufacturer of Foam-Stuffed Cloth Bag

From the F.A.Q. page of teh $45 “Coffee Table Ottoman,” a memory foam foot rest designed to be placed on your coffee table:

Q. Why not just use a pillow?
 
A. Not only would a pillow slide all around the coffee table, you put your head there. Keep your pillows clean and use a Coffee Table Ottoman.

So hear me out on this: What if you had two pillows…

Product Page [RelaxationDesigns.com]

1. [Anonymous]

   “two pillows” i believe that’s what the kids call lol!

2. [likethebirds]

   …or maybe just two pillowcases??

3. [Anonymous]

   I have used the coffee table ottoman and I can tell you that it is leaps and bounds better than a pillow. I couldn’t imagine loungin without it!

4. [cayton]

   TWO PILLOWS!?!?! well that, Mr. Johnson, is just wasteful…

5. [Anonymous]

   There are three things that I am willing to die for, GOD, Country, and my Coffee Table Ottoman!

6. [Anonymous]

   I prefer http://www.thecushion.com….

7. [devophill]

   “Those aren’t two pillows!”