This Virgin Maria holds more than just the unsullied seed of Yahweh inside her—she also keeps flash memory and a beating LED heart nestled close to the floating peace-fetus himself. Her halo is inscribed with a prayer familiar to even the faithless: “Oh, Maria. Keep my data safe.”
You’ll need plenty of faith to pay these prices, though: €70 for a measly 512MB.
Product Page [Strato.de via Ship of Fools] (Thanks, St. Teresa, Maker of Light!)
Floating peace-fetus? Genius.
Wow.. and I thought those Crucifix USB drives were bad…