I had high hopes for The Witcher, a Polish videogame based on a series of fantasy novels. It was obviously a labor of love for its producers, who could be found lurking outside the press room at E3, too poor to afford a proper booth. And some PC role-playing game fans have found it to be quite a game, I’ve heard.
But there’s no way to watch this small, vaguely NSFW clip from the game, where the eponymous hero seduces a mystical forest sprite by lauding the health benefits of casual sex, culminating in the award of a collect-’em-all pin-up card emblazoned with a seductive painting of his conquest, without weeping a little bit for the still-nascent sexual maturity of not just game players, but many game designers.
On the other hand: green boobs.