Peggle Comes to iPod; I Come Apart
I understand that there are probably several million more traditional iPod users out there than iPhone and iPod Touch users. I've been content to live without officially-sanctioned games for my iPhone. But today Apple crossed the line: they put Peggle on the iPod but not the iPhone.
I thought I had the world's most powerful phone here, Apple! What in the name of Philip W. Schiller's meaty forearms is taking so long?

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I thought I had the world's most powerful phone here, Apple!
Oh, Joel... You've been hornswoggled.
It's a cool phone.
It's a neat phone.
But you can't even receive picture messages.
Apparently developing this sort of application for the iPod is untrammeled agony, which makes the high quality of this port all the more impressive.
Gosh... I must be some sort of dinosaur -- my iPod only has breakout!