Tim Vandecasteele has create a web application for the iPhone designed to teach men how to digitally pleasure a woman's nethers—if only female reproductive organs were as sensitive as a perfectly smooth sheet of hardened glass. I'll never be in an uncomfortable, unfulfilling relationship with a patio door again!
It's called "RubMyClit." I feel dirty just typing that, but I have a duty to you, the reader.
Project Page NSFW [RubMyClit.RateThatThing.com]
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The image makes it seem like the dude is comin' at her like a gynecologist, though. Not very sexy. I also like the deathly pallor of his fingers - has he been taking too much colloidal silver?
*faints*
Re:#1 >I also like the deathly pallor of his fingers
Zombies need lovin', too.
@#3, Tensegrity: That's no zombie. He's clearly suffering from the industrial disease Vibration White Finger, presumably as a result of excessive practice.
@#4, tubman: I think "Vibration White Finger" will be the name of my next band.
Someone should port that to the Wii.
I mean, think about it.
This one needs a review from Xeni.
Oh, Shirley, please.
Of course some smart-fool is courting the early-adopters with something porny. It was true before ASCII.
New thought- if you don't know how to please a woman ... ask her! If she's too silly to tell you how, then ask a cougar.
The big problem with that app is that the meter is on the lower right side, so you can't see how well you're doing as you... you know, please your iPhone. Your hand gets in the way.
Shouldn't that be the iRubMyClit?
So that's why my lady got me an iphone for Xmas!
I seem to remember a link to a flash game similar to this on Boing Boing a couple of years ago. It was some pink monster(?) which floated(?) as it was pleasured/tickled. It also was billed as an instructional game. Or something. I couldn't find the link.