While the likelihood of be ever living in a place where I would be completely off the grid is pretty unlikely, I still adore hand-cranked whatevers, even after owning a few and giving myself cramps trying to keep them charged. This new radio from Eton not only has an AM/FM/NOAA Weather receiver inside, but also a two-way GMRS/FRS walkie-talkie and a built-in phone charger. It's also got a flashlight on one end and a carry handle around the back. It's the all-in-one survival tool you'll be too dead to use!
Oh, it's got a name: the FR1000. Eton says to expect it in February for around $150.