Video: If Apple Sold Sheets of Paper...

The corners just slay me.

If Apple Sold Sheets Of Paper... [Gadget Lab]

[#1 posted by Daniel Rutter , January 28, 2008 7:38 PM]

Companies like, say, Sony, would be selling that Battlestar Galactica paper with all of the corners cut off at a 45 degree angle. And that'd drive the Apple iPaper fans nuts.

[#2 posted by Benjamin , January 28, 2008 8:23 PM]

But seriously, why don't we have gently cornered paper? : )

[#3 posted by cha0tic , January 28, 2008 10:27 PM]

If Apple sold sheets of paper, you'd only be able to write on them with the iPencil. 3rd party writing implements would be impossible to find for them :)

[#4 posted by Drapeau06 , January 29, 2008 1:00 PM]

Even if rounded edges are safer, where would the staple go?

Bart Simpson's Cypress Creek teacher to her 'remedial' class: "Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper. This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter 'A'."

[#5 posted by klimegreen , January 29, 2008 9:53 PM]

What would the ">iPhone paper be like? Like a post it note? Seriously I think parody commercials like this pretty much cement Apple's forthcoming success with this product. I can't think of a single Sony or Panasonic product that was ever the victim of a parody. Oh you can find them on Microsoft products, but in these cases they are compliments.

[#6 posted by kostia , January 29, 2008 11:44 PM]

Battlestar Galactica paper (and books, and picture frames, and dogtags, and photographs) is a lovely design element but makes NO SENSE. Why would you ever print anything on paper that isn't a shape that tessellates? Where is the planetful of little diamonds and triangles of paper?

[#7 posted by Pieps , January 30, 2008 10:48 AM]

I've heard that the warranty on these things sucks.