The Wine Rack: It's a Bra
The "Wine Rack" is a bra that can be filled with up to 25-ounces of fluid and emptied through a convenient bite-locked tube. There's no way to discuss this without offending someone, so I offer you a choice of three descriptions by which you can be scandalized:
• Boobze. (Bonus: Camelfront.)
• Perfect for duplicitous, predatory transvestites–as your shrinking breasts belie your masculine nature your guzzling target will be proportionately less concerned.
• Bubbly in your jubblies!
It's available only in size "small" at the moment for $30, but medium is on backorder.
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