This “Space Shuttle Bed” looks vaguely like our aging reusable launch vehicle, likely complete with suspicious creaking noises. It’s $2,600 for the bed, but can also be upgraded with a full “Launch Tower” playset on the side for an additional $5k. Call me cynical, but do kids even really know what NASA is anymore? It’s not like it’s ever in the news unless something blows up.
Also, parents: When I was a youngster my mom got me a “bed tent” similar to these $50 ones on Amazon. I think mine was in the shape of a apatosaurus, but it served as a secret fortress, a space ship, and a wandering barbarian’s cave just fine.