A German motorcycle craftsman has created “Satte Literschüssel,”* a beautifully barbaric beast of bike powered by a tractor engine, sporting metal-banded ash forks and what appears to be a shovel for a seat. My only question: how would one steer with an axe in one hand and a shield in the other? (I suspect the solution involves an iron phallus sheath on the steering column.)
* Not exactly sure what that first letter is supposed to be in that script. Fixed. Thanks, guys!