The 'Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer' is not, sadly, made of platinum. But it's still clad in a affirmingly masculine stainless steel, complete with prominent screw and gnarled grips. That means it's not all that expensive, either, at just $20, shipped. Not as manly as looping your nose hairs around a doorknob then telling your significant other that you'd like to break up, but what is?
It's also tiny — just 2.6-inches long. Hopefully the TSA will understand it's not a bullet.
No batteries included, because it doesn't use them. Instead, the clippers operate by rotating the bottom of the shaft.