Moustache comb necklace provides well-groomed moustache rides

Posted by John Brownlee, April 18, 2008 6:28 AM | permalink

To have a moustache. To join the echelon of hirsute-lipped Olympians like Erroll Flynn and Burt Lancaster. To make women sneeze when you kiss them. To be able to call out, liltingly, at any occasion, "Who wants a moustache ride?" and see a dozen quavering arms raised with passionate, trembling eagerness. To always be able to run your tongue through the follicles of your upper lip when you're hungry, looking for a piece of potato or scrambled egg that you missed. Yes, it's true. The man who has a moustache is a god.

But a moustache requires constant love and attention. This sterling silver moustache comb by Makool hangs from a man-chain around your neck, allowing you to casually call attention to your moustache while simultaneously maintaining it's lustrous sheen. God knows why it says "Morning Cup" on the side, though. And for 120 bucks, you'd probably be better off just paying someone attractive to lick it clean for you.

Moustache Comb Necklace [Makool via Brandish]

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#1 posted by Halloween Jack , April 18, 2008 7:34 AM

To be able to call out, liltingly, at any occasion, "Who wants a moustache ride?" and see a dozen quavering arms raised with passionate, trembling eagerness.

Oh, if only.

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#2 posted by Camillo Miller , April 18, 2008 7:42 AM

Hey ! This is for mondays! :-)

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#3 posted by Santos

, April 18, 2008 8:02 AM

Sounds like someone is jealous. And women don't sneeze unless you're kissing them the wrong way. Or doused in pepper?

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#4 posted by g.park , April 18, 2008 9:18 AM

Great Men, Great Mustaches:
Burt Reynolds. Tom Selleck. Jamie Hyneman. Freddie Mercury. Johnathan Waters. Mario. Luigi. Solid Snake. Revolver Ocelot. Pre-Crisis James Hetfield. Your Dad. Tony Stark. Dr. Strange. Walter White. Friedrich Nietzsche. Frank Zappa. Nick Cave. The Great Cthulhu, Dead and Dreaming in Sunken R'Lyeh. Charlie Chaplin. Morgan Spurlock. Captain Crunch. Greg Norton. Ned Flanders. Count Dracula.

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#5 posted by Lexica

, April 18, 2008 9:48 AM

Moustaches: yay.

Moustache comb hanging around the neck: yuck.

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#6 posted by cha0tic

, April 18, 2008 10:32 AM

I Need this.

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#7 posted by devophill

, April 18, 2008 11:15 PM

Me too.

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#8 posted by cha0tic

, April 19, 2008 2:52 AM

Whilst the bloke next to you just needs a soft cloth and a bit of polish :)

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#9 posted by Anonymous , July 14, 2008 2:33 PM

Nicely groomed mustaches are fine. But:

"hangs from a man-chain around your neck"

No. No, no, no. Don't do it! Besides looking like a tin-foil effort at "Studio 54", both the comb and chain will get tangled in chest hair. If you're going for the retro look-at-my-chest effect, find yourself an authentic vintage amyl nitrite inhaler bullet.