POSTED BY

John Brownlee

AT 5:09 AM
Thursday May 8, 2008

Kitchen and Housewares

BBQ Sword • cook-out

The BBQ Sword for swashbuckling wurst roasters

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The BBQ Sword is for the cook out cavalier who wishes to roast his wiener in Zorro-like anonymity. For £14.95, it even comes with an identity-obfuscating face mask, although for full effect you will need to bring your own pink satin cape and matching banana hammock... at least at the sort of cookouts I regularly and enthusiastically attend, where everyone's already wearing face masks anyway.

BBQ Sword [Firebox]

3 Comments

GaryG

#1 – 5:42 AM May 8, 2008

Surely a missed opportunity in not calling it a Pork Sword?

Marshall

#2 – 9:00 AM May 9, 2008

My dream has come true.

Anonymous Anonymous

#3 – 10:25 PM May 9, 2008

hey ~ i made that collaged image ~ did you pull it from NOTCOT?

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