For the modern-day Berkowitz, the WowWee Chatterbot

Meet the WowWee Chatterbot, a USB-powered hound from Phlegethon in the cheap plastic guise of a talking desktop companion. With azure eyes as blue as the ice of Cocytus, he stares into your soul. As you type, he reminds you! He reminds you in a voice that echoes with the screams of panderers and pimps... reminds you of painted lips and school girl outfits and the pretty, pretty hair... the hair that must be punished! Start doing his bidding. You are the Hand chosen by the Master. You are the Spear of Blood. Yours is the Sword of Michael. You are the one filthy with wrath and lust and sin. And in the end, you know you must obey. For the WowWee Chatterbot is a thirsty lad, and he will not stop until he gets his belly full of blood.

PC and Mac compatible. Only $49.99!

Chatterbots Online [Official Site via Slashgear]