And now, an interlude. Loathsome Comic Sans' uneven inky slugtrails. That vile, hated font. Transparent? Get real. Sickeningly self-conscious. Yep, Helvetica. Trebuchet MS, Web designers sick of want use you, but still weep. From the seventies, Not one thing or the other: It is Optima. Let's make a movie! Oh, in that case you must use Manly Trajan Pro. Arial, the clone But not of helvetica. Grotesque is its sire. Georgia, Verdana, Sprung from the internet's loin Liked but never loved. The cheapest sherry, Expensive invitations, Demand Zapfino. Add your font haiku/senryu/limerick/whatever to the comments! Update: Someone's had this idea before!