JumpSnap: the ropeless jump rope revolution!
A plucky businessman, accidentally receiving a shipment of futuristic dildos from his Chinese suppliers instead of the usual selection of jump ropes, ingeniously markets them as the JumpSnap, the world's first ropeless jump rope! Because jumping rope to jump rope is just too hard! That last sentence was something of a snarky joke, though truth be told, my muffed sense of equilibrium does make jumping a rope an exercise in frustration. Still, hopping up and down and swinging my arms around like a small child dizzy on lemonade is free.
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themindfantastic on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
"If you can double dutch with them, it might be worthwhile ;)..."
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Enochrewt on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
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Camillo Miller on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
"Jesus, I just figured out that even people on a weelchair can jump a rope now!..."
azurefog on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
"Ha! I saw these last December in Sharper Image. I took a pic with my camera phon..."
kpkpkp on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
"Made me want to rip my eyes out..."
glycolized on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
""Here, hold these things while you jog in place." That will get them off the co..."
Camillo Miller on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
"You forgot to mention that he received a stock futuristic dildos AND oval and th..."
se7a7n7 on JumpSnap: the ropeless jump ro...
"JumpSnap? They should call is ChumpCrap...."
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se7a7n7
#1 – 12:40 PM May 15, 2008
JumpSnap? They should call is ChumpCrap.
Camillo Miller
#2 – 12:55 PM May 15, 2008
You forgot to mention that he received a stock futuristic dildos AND oval and therefore useless Ben-wa balls...
glycolized
#3 – 3:04 PM May 15, 2008
"Here, hold these things while you jog in place." That will get them off the couch.
kpkpkp
#4 – 6:20 PM May 15, 2008
Made me want to rip my eyes out
azurefog
#5 – 9:17 PM May 15, 2008
Ha! I saw these last December in Sharper Image. I took a pic with my camera phone and sent it around with the title 'Most Useless Product Ever'. Seems it isn't completely useless... it has made a few people LOL!
Camillo Miller
#6 – 6:10 AM May 16, 2008
Jesus, I just figured out that even people on a weelchair can jump a rope now!
Enochrewt
#7 – 8:13 AM May 16, 2008
I thought this was a joke when I saw the headline and read the description.
Oh, wait, it's all worth it because the handles have interchangable weights.
Anonymous Anonymous
#8 – 9:11 AM May 16, 2008
That woman in the beginning who was horribly failing her attempts to jump rope was HIL-ARRRRR-IOUS. I almost spit coffee on my monitor.
themindfantastic
#9 – 10:33 AM May 16, 2008
If you can double dutch with them, it might be worthwhile ;)