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John Brownlee

AT 7:46 AM
Monday May 19, 2008

GamesHOWTO and DIY

aliens • bishop • diy • lance hendriksen • simon stabs

Finger-stab simulation will make you as cool as Bishop

Finally! A way to practice the age old yet awkwardly titled art of "rapidly stabbing the space between your splayed digits to show off the size of your engorged chutzpah sack" without whittling your fingers down to notched bone in a flying confetti of ribboned flesh, diced muscle and shredded sinew!

"Simon Stabs..." is an interactive game that provides 'harmless' platform differs from a typical knife skill game with a real knife. It consists of two gaming platforms with wooden knives as 'switch' to press six 'buttons' in the space between each finger. The rule of the game is that player should remember sequence of pressing buttons led by flash movie clip on the screen similar to 'simon game'. First player's stabbing several spaces between fingers replays on the other player's screen so that he mimics the sequence and add more on it. Then first player should do the same, then back and forth. Game ends when any mistake occurs.

Simon Stabs [Official Site via MAKE]

4 Comments

mujadaddy

#1 – 8:41 AM May 19, 2008

NOTHING is going to make anyone as cool as Bishop except being bisected by the Queen's tail.

FYI.

Enochrewt

#2 – 9:49 AM May 19, 2008

Was Bishop cooler because he did it real fast, or because he slipped a little?

DMcK

#3 – 10:13 AM May 19, 2008

It's properly called "5-Finger Fillet", or simply: "The Knife Trick". Bishop is cooler because he used the more complex European rules ( really! ).

Brad S.

#4 – 11:35 PM May 19, 2008

Bishop, Smishop. No one's got it on Maurice Moss.

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