16th century, $100k combination toothpick / ear wax spoon

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Combed from the black muck of subaqueous depths by scuva diving treasure hunters, this gold toothpick / ear wax scoop dates from the wreck of a Spanish galleon dating back to the late 16th Century. Don't mix up the ends.

Tiny Gold Combined Toothpick and Earwax Spoon [Far East Gizmos]


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While scuba diving, I found a similiar item; brilliantly gold, less ornate in design, but of a horse/unicorn about the same size. It has been in a safety deposit box for years. Where does one go to get things like this appraised.

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#2 posted by Tenn , May 21, 2008 9:03 PM

That's... lovely. I saw it and thought, how pretty! Then read the title and squirmed at the idea of mixing up the ends, then read the post and chuckled.

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#3 posted by Takuan , May 21, 2008 10:00 PM

I remember one the other day... a golden dragon combining bosun's whistle and ear-spoon.

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#4 posted by Anonymous , May 21, 2008 10:38 PM

Tut tut, remember the old doctor's adage:

Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

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#5 posted by Anonymous , May 21, 2008 11:52 PM

an Indonesian ear cleaner made of silver is only fifty cents...if you go to the silver mines near Yogya.

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#6 posted by Jeff , May 22, 2008 7:56 AM

I have one of these, but I use it to pick my nose. It works great.

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#7 posted by Jerril , May 22, 2008 8:26 AM

#5 - yes, but it's probably newly made. A silver one 400 years old would probably be worth more than fifty cents...

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People sure had class back then. Nowadays, women wear pants and men sometimes don't wear suits, but you go back far enough and people picked their ears with gold. Classy.

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#9 posted by nobody , May 22, 2008 12:55 PM


Whoever said it's Spanish: I'm sure they're right because you don't go randomly saying that for no reason. But I notice two things:

1. It's an ear wax scraper. While European gene pools produce wet ear wax, Asian gene pools produce dry ear wax. I know some nice old systems were developed in the east for scraping it out. I didn't think the scraper was the preferred method in the west, where the gunk is treated more like a liquid to be coaxed out. But what do I know?

2. It has dragons on it.

So lets hear it from the experts. What makes this scraper Spanish?

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He said it came from a Spanish galleon. Those were frequently full of treasure bartered, bought, or plundered from other nations. No reason it wouldn't be Asian and from a Spanish galleon. In fact, the page it's on is Far East Gizmos..

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