Like any orifice, there’s countless shapes, colors and varieties of objects you can cram into your USB port, according to your preference. As a cephalophile, I tend to like squid shaped USB drives, myself. But these adorable 8GB Mimobot flash sticks are pretty tempting. They even come with their own sci-fi backstory:
They’re bigger… they’re badder… they Came From Planet Blõôh! It’s the monstrous 8GB MIMOBOT® flash drives, and they’re coming to consume a datum near you! Beware, friends, as these over-enhanced denizens of silicone nature can devour nearly twenty thousand photos, two thousand songs, or twenty-five hundred minutes of video! Aaaaaaahhhhh! That’s a lot…
“Planet Blõôh” is almost enough to justify $140 bucks. But not quite.
8GB MIMOBOT Drives Available! [Mimoco]



I went the opposite route, buying the smallest, cheapest ones. After all, I’m buying them because they look cool. I’ll buy a cheaper one for capacity.
Plenty big enough to put a USB version of linux on.
http://lab.mokafive.com/List
I think you might actually be a cephalopodophile. A cephalophile would be someone who just really digs heads. Granted, you might also be that. I can’t imagine the effect of all that cuddling with Joel, but the results must be dark indeed.