8GB alien robot USB sticks from Planet Blõôh
They're bigger... they're badder... they Came From Planet Blõôh! It's the monstrous 8GB MIMOBOT® flash drives, and they're coming to consume a datum near you! Beware, friends, as these over-enhanced denizens of silicone nature can devour nearly twenty thousand photos, two thousand songs, or twenty-five hundred minutes of video! Aaaaaaahhhhh! That's a lot...
"Planet Blõôh" is almost enough to justify $140 bucks. But not quite.
8GB MIMOBOT Drives Available! [Mimoco]

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I went the opposite route, buying the smallest, cheapest ones. After all, I'm buying them because they look cool. I'll buy a cheaper one for capacity.
Plenty big enough to put a USB version of linux on.
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I think you might actually be a cephalopodophile. A cephalophile would be someone who just really digs heads. Granted, you might also be that. I can't imagine the effect of all that cuddling with Joel, but the results must be dark indeed.