Hello Kitty sewing machine has settings for 'Ack!', 'Thbbbt'

Hello Kitty Hell nailed the description of this branded sewing machine: it looks like the love child of Hello Kitty and Bill the Cat.

Hello Kitty Face Sewing Machine [KittyHell.com]

[#1 posted by A New Challenger , May 21, 2008 10:20 AM]

Holy crap. If that thing ever becomes sentient it's going to look for the nearest bag, enter it, tie a piece of thread around the top, and potato sack its way to the nearest river.