Hello Kitty sewing machine has settings for ‘Ack!’, ‘Thbbbt’

Hello Kitty Hell nailed the description of this branded sewing machine: it looks like the love child of Hello Kitty and Bill the Cat.

Hello Kitty Face Sewing Machine [KittyHell.com]

1. [A New Challenger]

   Holy crap. If that thing ever becomes sentient it’s going to look for the nearest bag, enter it, tie a piece of thread around the top, and potato sack its way to the nearest river.

2. [Anonymous]

   where can i buy this sewing machine at???

3. [Anonymous]

   Seriously! Where can I get one of these!