I imagine the sensation of actually going to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystall Skull will be very much like the process that I went through when I saw this Indiana Jones licensed Crystal Skull projector: illogical excitement quickly followed by crushing disappointment. In the case of the Crystal Skull projector, I had visions of a home theater system powered by the glowing crystalline brain pan of a mutant extra-terrestrial, perched atop a shrine at the back of my living room. Then I discovered it was just a glorified Viewmaster for kids: it’s a slide projector that shows you archeological discoveries of the 20th century, narrated by Harrison Ford impersonator thanks to a bundled audio CD. As for the movie itself, if reviews are anything to go by, my disappointment will come the moment Shia La Bouef begins swinging through the trees of the Amazons like Tarzan, accompanied by a constabulary of CGI monkeys who attack Commies on command.
Crystal Skull Adventure Porjector [Indiana Jones Shop]
In truth, the disappointment comes much earlier, when you see that the much sought-after crystal skull looks not too very different from this very toy/gadget. Which is to say, cheap, plastic, and unintentionally laugh-inspiring
No! The movie will be good! I refuse to believe it will be any worse than Temple of Doom! I reject!
Temple of Doom is my favorite after the original.
I don’t dislike Temple of Doom itself, I dislike Short Round. That dumb little kid ruined a great movie.
i wish i could put into words how horrible this movie is. I feel like george lucas’ whole life has been one big joke, creating timeless classics then shitting all over them again and again.
there were aliens