Australia's Orgasmatron is extremely effective at making one's head tingly. Techopolis wheels it out for excoriation on the grounds that "Orgasmatron" is a deceptive product name, given that it does not actually give one orgasms.
To be quite frank, this particular criticism is disturbing. It suggests that the author–who I am sure is a perfectly normal, well-balanced person–looked at the writhing profusion of metallic spines, concluded from the name that it is intended for genital use, and was later disappointed.
Deceptive Product Names - Orgasmatron [Techopolis]