Squirt gun table: break in case of super soaker emergency

Summer's here, the mercury's percolating and you never know when a leisurely day spent sweltering will devolve into a John Woo style Super Soaker battle. You should be prepared. The Jellio Squirt Gun Table is a transparent end table made of clear acrylic and filled with fluorescent water cannons. Unfortunately, it's $350: for that price, you could buy yourself an entire pallet full of Super Soakers and more covertly stash them around the domicile... garnering no suspicion from your enemies until they are soaked and sputtering.

Jellio Squirt Gun Table [Official Site via Retro To Go via Gearfuse]