Who will buy Waterdesign's Totem SHT FO 2000 outdoor shower system? It's beautifully technological–with a price to match–so it's not like it's just going to get dunked in the dust outside improperly-equipped trailers. BornRich's baroque description of it is just wonderful:
Designed to resemble a high-end art piece, the water station can be fitted with a sink, mirror, towel holder, shower accessories and customized taps to make your neighbors heart burn with all the envy Satan can possibly bestow upon his tortured soul. The iroko wood anti-slip footboard and footstall almost add insult to injury while you catch him peeping over the fence and trying to stare holes into the stainless steel beauty that lets you have hot and cold water on demand.
More details and shots turn up at Living With Style. If I was at the Pentagon, I'd order eighty.