Twin disasters bookended a long day. First, I forgot my die-cut sandblasted Montanese platinum business card holder. Then I left in a hurry, and had to stuff all my gadgets into my kangaroo-leather briefcase without any kind of organization whatsoever.
Already uncomfortable as I left the office, I heard the metal shield of a USB plug sliding against the side of my Mac when the elevator lurched into motion. I couldn’t tell if it was a proper white Apple USB cable or a gray Belkin one. I imagined everything in the same compartment, writhing, imbalanced, asymmetrical. It was all I could do not to vomit.
Home offered a modicum of peace. I carefully removed each item from the briefcase. My eyelids fluttered when I saw that the iPod had been upside-down the whole time. I discarded yesterday’s Bluelounge Sanctuary in the trash and unwrapped a new, clean one, placing it on the desk and slowly cleaning and polishing each item before it went into its reversible scratch-resistant recharging bed. At $130 a day, it’s a small price to know that everything is as it should be.
Product Page [Charles and Marie via Technabob]
This post was like the J. Peterman of blog posts.
YES YES YES, more gadget hate!!!
BURN!
If this post were a millimeter higher, it would have been over my head.
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Patrick Bateman! How the hell are ya? Ever get that laundry problem straightened out?
WTF, man. I am a frickin’ pack rat with stuff all over the place – and I wouldn’t mind one of these.
I have enough gadgets to charge that my mother-in-law (not a tech-savvy person) got me the CallPod. Which works great, except that it takes up a ton of space (the one major downside to it. Looks great, except in practice). Which means I have to keep an area clean. This enforces that and charges my devices. Genius.
You sure that you don’t write for Woot, Rob?