Dream ticket

Marvin just emailed this from the future. This is why Hillary's still in it: she knows that Merck's about to open its flesh vats to corporate use, and is planning to have Obama's DNA spiced into her, taking his audacity and message of hope and combining it with her impervious hair and delectable pearls.

[#1 posted by Hellblazer , June 4, 2008 8:44 AM]

The goggles! THEY DO NOTHING!

[#2 posted by Anonymous , June 4, 2008 10:03 AM]

Change you can believe in, MWAHAHAHahahahahahaaaah!

[#3 posted by latent_ravening_ferocity , June 4, 2008 2:10 PM]

Does anyone else think that looks like Don Johnson?

[#4 posted by Randwulf , June 4, 2008 4:18 PM]

To #3, I just logged in now just to say the exact same thing!

[#5 posted by Moon , June 4, 2008 4:50 PM]

No, no, no. It looks like Khan from Star Trek!

KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!

[#6 posted by Tenn , June 4, 2008 4:58 PM]

RUN!

[#7 posted by ROSSINDETROIT , June 4, 2008 5:06 PM]

Either way, gotta manage those eyebrows somehow.

[#8 posted by Azu , June 4, 2008 6:29 PM]

I was walking through Target today and I swear I saw a greeting card with this exact image on it.

[#9 posted by HeatherB , June 4, 2008 6:30 PM]

I just threw up a little.

[#10 posted by magic whiskey , June 4, 2008 7:13 PM]

Shim here smells like Marlboros and has a raspy voice.

[#11 posted by Chas44 , June 4, 2008 8:02 PM]

My eyes! MY EYES!!

[#12 posted by Zergonapal , June 4, 2008 8:35 PM]

Don Johnson? No I think it looks like the Governator in a bad wig, but maybe its just that cheesy grin.

[#13 posted by eustace , June 4, 2008 9:59 PM]

Another unholy horror born of Photoshop. Nice work!

[#14 posted by leonjacobs , June 5, 2008 12:57 AM]

@ #03

Right on. First thing I thought - this is Miami Vice all over again.

[#15 posted by cboulakia , June 5, 2008 6:02 AM]

Definitely looks like Aahnold!

[#16 posted by abkad , June 5, 2008 12:18 PM]

I suggest that the creature be named... Barackaly Clinton.

[#17 posted by rationalist , June 5, 2008 12:53 PM]

Where's a unicorn chaser when you really, REALLY need one?

[#18 posted by nexialist , June 5, 2008 1:54 PM]

yes, i agree..don johnson it is! my god! who's gonna be vice president now?!