Marvin just emailed this from the future. This is why Hillary's still in it: she knows that Merck's about to open its flesh vats to corporate use, and is planning to have Obama's DNA spiced into her, taking his audacity and message of hope and combining it with her impervious hair and delectable pearls.
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The goggles! THEY DO NOTHING!
Change you can believe in, MWAHAHAHahahahahahaaaah!
Does anyone else think that looks like Don Johnson?
To #3, I just logged in now just to say the exact same thing!
No, no, no. It looks like Khan from Star Trek!
KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!
RUN!
Either way, gotta manage those eyebrows somehow.
I was walking through Target today and I swear I saw a greeting card with this exact image on it.
I just threw up a little.
Shim here smells like Marlboros and has a raspy voice.
My eyes! MY EYES!!
Don Johnson? No I think it looks like the Governator in a bad wig, but maybe its just that cheesy grin.
Another unholy horror born of Photoshop. Nice work!
@ #03
Right on. First thing I thought - this is Miami Vice all over again.
Definitely looks like Aahnold!
I suggest that the creature be named... Barackaly Clinton.
Where's a unicorn chaser when you really, REALLY need one?
yes, i agree..don johnson it is! my god! who's gonna be vice president now?!