To promote their new SearchMonkey
open search platform, Yahoo has been sending out "Happy Hour in a Box" kits... kits loaded with a mini-keg full of Heineken
, a brew with all the flavor, bouquet and piquant aroma of a drunk Steve Ballmer holding you down and pissing into your mouth.
Dear Yahoo: not that you sent us
any Heineken — and God help you if you ever do — but for future reference, Boing Boing Gadgets
can only be bribed with a cooler of tasty micro-brews or a case of single-malt scotch. Otherwise, we accept cash, credit and Substance D.
Yahoo Celebrates SearchMonkey Launch By Shipping Out Boxes of Beer