A lepidopteraphone for lepidopteraphobes

There are many daffy school girls running around in a circle — flapping their hands and ebulliently squealing — now that they've discovered a butterfly phone. But I'm sorry, I'm not one of them. I entirely reject the central conceit: that a warm, palm-sized moth crawling all over your face and sticking its proboscis into the jelly of your eyes is absolutely adorable. But if you happen to think a gigantic insect sucking onto your face is cute, you can pick up the Butterfly Phone at the Custom Phones online store.

Custom Made Butterfly Corded Telephone [Customphones via Shiny Shiny]

[#1 posted by Bugs , June 10, 2008 7:12 AM]

"if you happen to think a gigantic insect sucking onto your face is cute..."

Rule 34?

[#2 posted by OntarioJer , June 10, 2008 6:22 PM]

Shouldn't it be Lepadopteraphiles?

[#3 posted by Kat , June 10, 2008 8:53 PM]

Thanks a lot. I *am* a lepidopterophobe.