A lepidopteraphone for lepidopteraphobes

There are many daffy school girls running around in a circle — flapping their hands and ebulliently squealing — now that they’ve discovered a butterfly phone. But I’m sorry, I’m not one of them. I entirely reject the central conceit: that a warm, palm-sized moth crawling all over your face and sticking its proboscis into the jelly of your eyes is absolutely adorable. But if you happen to think a gigantic insect sucking onto your face is cute, you can pick up the Butterfly Phone at the Custom Phones online store.

Custom Made Butterfly Corded Telephone [Customphones via Shiny Shiny]

1. [Bugs]

   “if you happen to think a gigantic insect sucking onto your face is cute…”

   Rule 34?

2. [OntarioJer]

   Shouldn’t it be Lepadopteraphiles?

3. [Kat]

   Thanks a lot. I *am* a lepidopterophobe.