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Joel Johnson

AT 11:49 AM
Wednesday June 11, 2008 +

Toys

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Siren Padlock is a metal mandrake manacle

Sirenpdoh.jpgThe "Siren Padlock" adds a 100dB* alarm to a hardened steel and zinc-alloy padlock. The alarm goes off for ten seconds every time the padlock is moved or tampered with, making it difficult to get a pair of bolt cutters around the lock without bleeding from the ears.

Hopefully there's at least a brief pause before it starts wailing or getting the key into the lock will be a job best left to deaf sleight-of-hand artists.

They're $20 a pop.

It’s Like A Car Alarm For The Rest Of Your Stuff [Toolmonger]

* Or so. There seems to be some disagreement about the true loudness.

11 Comments

username

#1 – 12:03 PM June 11, 2008

That's a pretty good price. Most disk locks for bikes run around $20 without the alarm.

Not crazy about the six month battery life, though.

SamSam

#2 – 12:08 PM June 11, 2008

Every time it's MOVED??? Yuck. I can't wait to park next to a bike on the bike rack that has got one of these wretched things attached....

Bikes are always being jostled when they're parked, whether they're in a crowded bike rack or attached to a lamppost in the middle of a sidewalk.

I could see the benefits of this if it worked when whacked, or when it felt itself being cut, but just being moved is overkill.

godisafiction

#3 – 12:29 PM June 11, 2008

sleight, not slight

ROSSINDETROIT

#4 – 12:29 PM June 11, 2008

"Bike rack?" I think this is being misinterpreted. This is not for locking a bicycle, it's for locking the brake disk of a motorcycle. There's much less likelihood of accidental motion in that case.
That said, I like in a large metropolitan area and I am strongly against audible vehicle alarms. They create great annoyance and do little good. When was the last time you heard a car alarm going off and decided to check it out in case it was a theft and you could do something about it? Never? Me neither.

godisafiction

#5 – 12:32 PM June 11, 2008

that should read, sleight("dexterity"), not slight("frail")

ROSSINDETROIT

#6 – 12:36 PM June 11, 2008

@4:
'live' not 'like'

theophrastus

#7 – 1:19 PM June 11, 2008

one morning a sleepy co-worker of mine announced as he was getting a second cup of coffee that he should patent "the car-alarm guided missile"

michaelportent

#8 – 4:53 PM June 11, 2008

Awesome! Awesome piece of machinery.

Now: How do I mount twenty of these on my car?

santellana

#9 – 5:20 PM June 11, 2008

i foresee unruly teens buying dozens of these and locking all kinds of stuff that does not belong to them just to watch other people being frightened, confused and annoyed.

also i really want some of these now.

Takuan

#10 – 11:45 PM June 11, 2008

so,if I wrap it in a towel and squirt compressed gas computer duster into the noise hole, will that freeze up the shrieker? Or should I just use a wet towel or a cup of coffee?

SamSam

#11 – 8:18 AM June 12, 2008

#9: You have a brilliant mind.

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