Scott over at Modd3D installed a MIDI port into his microwave and then used a keyboard to cook a corn dog. Very clever, Scott, but a lost opportunity: you gave us a keyboard that simply entered cook time, where as I imagine a masked albino madly pounding an incalzando into his Yamaha… an insane crescendo that can only end when the corn dog (or a baby, I guess) meatily explodes.
Cooking with MIDI [Modd3D]



I trust you won’t take it the wrong way if I tell you that you are one sick individual.
Your site, your rules. IMHO however, baby humor like that is a “Bad Thing”tm. I love everything else though!
You’ve been heard! BBG announces a moratorium on dead baby jokes.
But what’s grosser than gross?
man…you really made me laugh out loud on this one. i’m glad Joel brought you on.