Wooden digital scale for mahogany-paneled toilets

This gorgeous wood digital scale comes in birch, cherry, teak and the mystery flavor of "antique." The digital scale itself will weigh you up to 350 pounds, but you can probably add a few bills to what the wood can hold before it madly begins to splinter beneath your sweaty, purpling trotters. $59.95.

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