This lovely USB Retro Desk Vac allows you to hoover up keyboard detritus like a Lilliputian June Cleaver for only £7.99. Quite lovely, but I don’t think the vacuum bag can handle the sheer scope of skin shavings, Latakia flakes, burnt matches, Cheetos dust and magic nose goblins that make my computer desk look like the filthy surface of some feculent garbage planet’s moon.
USB Desk Vac [Prezzies Plus via Red Ferret]
Sigh. How long til the next big mac event?
Clean your desk, Brownlee!!!
I would send you a picture of my desk for motivation, but it would probably just depress you.
This could give the Talking Jesus Doll something useful to do around the house
That’s great! Now you can plug in your USB-powered single slice toaster computer accessory and make some nice toast, then vacuum up the crumbs with your USB-powered Hoover:
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2006/11/usb_toaster_not.html