The KISS plasma light decapitated head wants to give you some tongue
K.I.S.S. fans can now own a decapitated replica of Gene Simmons head, as well as his purplish, pulsating tongue. The Gene Simmons LED bust features an 8" long fiber-optic glass tongue that will hallucinogenically flash in time with Detroit Rock City. Not only an excellent piece of tasteful decor for any post-modernist luxury apartment, but an excellent way to practice your french kissing. Just remember to tightly constrict your esophagus.
KISS Plasma Light Sculpted Head [Things You Never Knew via Nerd Approved]

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What K.I.S.S.? Yeah I wish they never existed, what a bunch of hacks.
So is it fiber optic, or is it plasma? Pick a side!!!
Clearly a sex toy. A REALLY SICK sex toy.
K.I.S.S. happened right when I was fifteen/sixteen, so I hope I can be forgiven for remaining a fanboy.
#4: You can be forgiven. The pathetic huckster that is Gene Simmons today is what pisses me off.