Car-shaped ear buds will crash into your cochlea

If cramming tiny bits of pork into your ear canals seems like a good way to develop a spurting, life-long infection, Aygo offers tiny, car shaped ear plugs which can be used to (less than comfortably) crash into your auricle, delivering the shriek and din of your favorite music. They also sell decidedly less interesting computer speakers in the same shape.

Aygo [Official Site via Wamptha via Engadget]

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   First!

   What does “bits of pork” have to do with these earbuds?