Exorcist Spider-Walk Regan action figure

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I’d certainly rather have seen a green-slime-spewing, blasphemy-spouting Regan over this Spider-Walk Regan action figure, which will go on sale for just $16.99 when it is released at the end of the month. Hopefully, that’ll be next in this line of Exorcist branded toys. But what then? I don’t think anyone wants to see “Crucifix Masturbating Regan… Now With Suggestive Karate Chop Action!” coming down the pipeline…. or do we?

Exorcist Spider Walk Action Figure [Nerd Approved]

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7 Responses to Exorcist Spider-Walk Regan action figure

  1. Anonymous says:

    I’d love to see the “F**k me Jesus” version! ;)

  2. mortis says:

    i’m holding out for the “you’re gonna die up there”-pees-on-herself Regan, thanks.

    ^m^

  3. Halloween Jack says:

    If by “we” you mean “Roman Polanski and Woody Allen”, well…

  4. Antinous says:

    Urdhva dhanurasana is a sign of demonic possession? My students will be horrified.

  5. Mikey Likes BoingBoing says:

    Thanks, I’d sooner play with a Slinky.

  6. stinkywizzlteats says:

    Spinning head Regan here, please.

    Or one that, when you ask “where’s Regan?” it responds with “In here. With us.”

  7. Mikey Likes BoingBoing says:

    Coming soon:
    “The Power of Christ Compels You” Regan hovercraft.

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