Exorcist Spider-Walk Regan action figure

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I'd certainly rather have seen a green-slime-spewing, blasphemy-spouting Regan over this Spider-Walk Regan action figure, which will go on sale for just $16.99 when it is released at the end of the month. Hopefully, that'll be next in this line of Exorcist branded toys. But what then? I don't think anyone wants to see "Crucifix Masturbating Regan... Now With Suggestive Karate Chop Action!" coming down the pipeline.... or do we?

Exorcist Spider Walk Action Figure [Nerd Approved]


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If by "we" you mean "Roman Polanski and Woody Allen", well...

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Urdhva dhanurasana is a sign of demonic possession? My students will be horrified.

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Thanks, I'd sooner play with a Slinky.

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i'm holding out for the "you're gonna die up there"-pees-on-herself Regan, thanks.

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#5 posted by Anonymous , June 24, 2008 2:44 PM

I'd love to see the "F**k me Jesus" version! ;)

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Spinning head Regan here, please.

Or one that, when you ask "where's Regan?" it responds with "In here. With us."

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Coming soon:
"The Power of Christ Compels You" Regan hovercraft.

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