Advertising itself as the world’s highest popping toaster, Freddie Yauner’s Toast Cannon — which utilizes a high-pressure CO2 system and a mechanical ram to fire burnt bread into the stratosphere — is powerful enough to smash a piece of wheat through the hard cartilage and veiny, wrinkled sponge of your palate, then splatter against the ceiling, already covered in a tasty layer of what appears to be strawberry jam.
Freddie’s going for the world toaster record today. Good luck, champ!
The Highest Popping Toaster in the World [Freddie Yauner via Core77]
Update: Digital Lifestyles has video — including slo-mo — of the world record attempt. [Digital-Lifestyles.info]
this reminds me of the old Anti-Meth advertisement for whatever sick and twisted reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JdE2X7cS10
i know what i want for breakfast!
…except i can’t laugh at my toaster. it’s boring.
*hmph*
Nice, nice – but where’s the targeting system?
Variable-scale ammo results would be an attractive feature –
Toast = Dimpled Ceiling.
Croissant = Minor Stipling.
Bagel = Plaster and Lathing.
Something along those lines….
Man, the cats would HATE this thing.
Thoroughly dried-out bagels make great ammo. They powder when they hit.